xeniawarriorprincesa:

twinklepowderysnow:

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

neyruto:

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

bitchycode:

guy:

mothchronicle:

him

yiffmaster:

juulchadultra:

wtf do you want them to do, twitch plays CPR?

philly-punks-and-skins:

Achilles Last Stand

kidzbopdeathgrips:

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

gapple fcrumble………

dynastylnoire:

irpandaking:

dablackcarib:

😂😂😂😂

I absolutely love the fact that he still wanted to help.

I need an update. Did he get to help

theshitneyspears:

ABBA: You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the 

Me: TANGERINE

lvthored:

Nine Nine Hugs (▰˘◡˘▰)

isakthesnake:

gayantigone:

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth